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Art.

So I was watching “Ace of Cakes” the other night and was thinking to myself, “That’s not baking! That’s art with cake as your medium.”

Why do I say this? Dude. Watch the show. Seriously.

It takes some serious vision to see a cake like those people do. They think of a castle and they MAKE one. And then they drop it – and make it again but BETTER.

That is art. Art, to me, is something that you are always doing. One is never good enough. One will never be good enough. You have SO much creativity in your mind that you think, “OH! [insert idea here] would be kick ASS!”

That is beautiful. That someone can create such beautiful things from their mind.

My aunt and uncle.

Do I got into reading about Tesla cars. Yes they cost 100,000. But what if you knew someone who had that kind of disposable income? Wouldn’t you love to convince them it’s a great car? I mean look at these specs!

That is a performance car. Zero to 60 in under 4 seconds. That’s Corvette acceleration. It’s no Z06 mind you. I mean that beast does 0 to 60 in 3.4 seconds.

Yet when you use this Tesla electric car, you don’t get 6 miles to the gallon of gas. You use no gas. Therefore y our gas mileage is infinate. Actually it’s more undefined because you are dividing by zero…

But really! If you could convince someone you knew who could afford it AND use it, wouldn’t you? The only way to make them practical is to get the volume going. So tell all the rich people you know about it. Not only that but all sorts of alternative powers. It’s the only way the word will get out there.

It’s up to you.

Do it.