So I’m in AM/PM this morning. I’m standing patiently in line not really caring about much of anything.

Hey I gotta get in the right frame of mind for the day!

So I’m next in line – or so I thought. The register becomes open and this person comes from no where to the register! I wasn’t irritated more than I was kinda surprised. I had thought he was with the guy in front of me. *shrugs* How could he foil the Ninja Sheep? *gasp*

So the guy behind me says, “Hmm. Where did he come from?”

Without missing a beat I said, “Asia.”

The guy laughed his ass off.

“Good one!” he says. Well he wasAsian. I mean c’mon! Did I lie? No I just made an assumption. *shrugs*

“If you can’t find the humor in everyday life, you may as well stop trying.” I told him. “I should go on tour but I don’t have the balls to stand up there in front of a crowd.” I continue.

Truth.